infrequently asked questions

​•         Ruth, based on looks alone, would you like to go out with me?
•         Would you like this million dollars?
•         Do you want to tell me about your period?
•         Why did someone take the time to invent waffles?
•         Why did waffle makers become so popular?
•         Isn't it just way easier and cheaper to make pancakes?
•         If we're still eating pancakes, why do we need waffles too?
•         What would the world be like without waffles?
•         Ruth, do you have something against waffles?
•         Ruth, do you want this million dollars & these free waffles?
•         What would you look like with bangs?  Answer: